Inferno as The Queen of Hearts

Queen of Hearts: Who's been painting my roses red? WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED?
Who dares to taint
With vulgar paint
The royal flower bed?
For painting my roses red
Someone will lose his head.

Card Painter: Oh no, Your Majesty, please! It's all *his* fault!
Card Painter: Not me, your grace! The ace, the ace!

Queen of Hearts: You?

Card Painter: No, two!

Queen of Hearts: The deuce, you say?

Card Painter: Not me! The three!

Queen of Hearts: That's enough! Off with their heads!