Ruby
Invited last minute to a sweet sixteen that's bitter at best
Ruby can dress, dance and murder better than the rest.
On the seventh day of July, nineteen seventy six
Some girls had an affinity to pick up rocks and sticks
This one had an addiction to stealing precious gems
With no place to hide them she ate them instead
With all she swallowed her belly did swell
Right there, dead Ruby curled over and fell.